Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Anyone else remember in July of 2018 that The Donald at a meeting of NATO referred to himself as a Stable Genius. I don’t know what that means to this day but still the Orange Blowhard is out in the world touting his ‘mental superiority’ to the MAGA Minions.

The Twice Impeached, Four times Indicted, Convicted Sex Offender, for some reason has a percentage of this nation bamboozled into believing he is some kind of messianic figure that is here to save them. When it is painfully obvious to the remainder of the population and most of the citizens of the planet that he is a narcissistic menace that is only good at one thing and that is manipulating the media. For this trait I blame the media because the best way to disarm a narcissist is to ignore them, but they continue to shine a spotlight on his bloated carcass.

Back to the ‘Stable Genius’ he loves to say things that he, I assume, he thinks that only he knows. He claims to know more about a lot of things, here is a short list.

• Campaign finance: “I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I’m the biggest contributor.” (1999.)
• TV ratings: “I know more about people who get ratings than anyone.” (October 2012.)
• ISIS: “I know more about ISIS than the generals do.” (November 2015.)
• Social media: “I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?” (November 2015.)
• Courts: “I know more about courts than any human being on Earth.” (November 2015.)
• Lawsuits: “[W]ho knows more about lawsuits than I do? I’m the king.” (January 2016.)
• Politicians: “I understand politicians better than anybody.”
• The visa system: “[N]obody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. … Nobody else on this dais knows how to change it like I do, believe me.” (March 2016.)
• Trade: “Nobody knows more about trade than me.” (March 2016.)
• The U.S. government system: “[N]obody knows the system better than I do.” (April 2016.)
• Renewable energy: “I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth.” (April 2016.)
• Taxes: “I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world.” (May 2016.)
• Debt: “I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me.” (June 2016.)
• Money: “I understand money better than anybody.” (June 2016.)

• Infrastructure: “[L]ook, as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.” (July 2016.)
• Sen. Cory Booker: “I know more about Cory than he knows about himself.” (July 2016.)
• Borders: Trump said in 2016 that Sheriff Joe Arpaio said he was endorsing him for president because “you know more about this stuff than anybody.”
• Democrats: “I think I know more about the other side than almost anybody.” (November 2016.)
• Construction: “[N]obody knows more about construction than I do.” (May 2018.)
• The economy: “I think I know about it better than [the Federal Reserve].” (October 2018.)
• Technology: “Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.” (December 2018.)
• Drones: “I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have.” (January 2019.)
• Drone technology: “Having a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do.” (January 2019.)

Remember, Windmills cause cancer, now the wind turbines are killing whales, and we should drink Bleach, this list is endless.

Recently, and to date this is my favorite, he bragged at a campaign event that. “United States… that’s US you know like us, all of us, I don’t think anyone ever noticed that. I am for the United States, so I am for US.”

WOW he is a Genius no person under the age of 6 years old ever realized the United States when stated only using the letters U, S, was the same as the word referring to a group of people, us. With this level of mental prowess this man should absolutely have access to the nuclear codes.

But Biden is old…