Elbows Up

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

“Elbows up” is a hockey term describing an effective way to protect yourself from an opposing player. The phrase was coined by Canadian hockey legend Gordie Howe, who was famously called Mr.Elbows, for his signature way of keeping at a distance on the ice.

King Donald the Spray Tan Slug and his imperial expansionist wet dream have turned one of our closest allies against us. The wanna be King looks at his pal Putin and his territory grabbing ideology and want to emulate his actions. The United States hasn’t been in an expansionist way for quite a long time and the most recent territorial expansion wasn’t done by force like our initial western expansion but it appears that Donald thinks he is Alexander the great or Genghis Khan and wants to expand US borders by force. The Canadians our northern border country will not put up with this expansionist rhetoric or nonsense. So elbows up Canada I’m with you. We don’t need to expand our borders. We need to increase our friendships. 


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