Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Oh, if Biden had done even a fraction of what Trump’s doing right now, the Republican Party would be hosting 24/7 emergency press conferences. Fox News would declare the end of democracy, and Lindsey Graham would faint on the Senate floor. They’d draft impeachment articles on gold-embossed parchment, screaming about “unprecedented corruption” and “constitutional collapse.” But Trump? Oh no, he could torch the Constitution on live TV and they’d call it “bold leadership.” It’s not hypocrisy, it’s patriotic flexibility! The mental gymnastics are so impressive, you’d think the entire GOP moonlights as Cirque du Soleil performers. Bravo, truly inspiring consistency.