Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Oh, absolutely, Trump is so devastated about Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize that he just had to show the world who’s boss by bombing Iran. Because nothing screams “peace” like dropping bombs, right? Clearly, the only way to handle Nobel envy is with a blitzkrieg of missiles and fireworks. Forget diplomacy or dialogue — those are for losers who actually want peace. Trump’s approach? If you can’t win the peace prize, just make everyone so terrified they beg for one. Genius strategy! Who needs a Nobel when you have shock and awe? Truly, the pinnacle of presidential grace and subtlety.