Dwain Northey (Gen X)

“The Fake Polls Speech”

Folks, let me tell you something — these so-called “approval ratings,” they’re fake news, total disaster numbers made up by the radical left. They’ve been doing this from day one, okay? From the moment I came down that golden escalator, they’ve been trying to take down the greatest movement in American history.

They said I’d never win — we won big. They said I’d never fix the economy — we had the best economy, the strongest economy, before the China virus came in. And now they’re saying my approval is low? Please. Everyone knows it’s 99%, maybe 100% — maybe even higher, if you want to know the truth.

No one has ever been more loved than Trump — not Washington, not Lincoln. Great guys, very nice guys, but people tell me all the time, “Sir, we’ve never seen crowds like yours. We’ve never seen enthusiasm like this.” And it’s true! You see it, I see it, the fake media sees it — they just don’t want to report it!

This country loves me. The world loves me — well, maybe not China, maybe not the fake news in Europe — but the people, the real people, they love what we did. They love what we’re doing.

So don’t believe the polls, don’t believe the propaganda. Believe your eyes. Believe the massive rallies, the huge crowds, the beautiful hats — red, white, and beautiful. We are winning bigger than ever before, and the best is yet to come!