If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

The look on Petey’s face is always where you been?

Have you ever regretted reading a book — which one and why?

This is a very high school ask juvenile question. I’ve never read anything I regretted reading. I didn’t like it when I read it, but I didn’t regret picking it up.

What’s the best and worst airport you’ve been to?

Airports and airport experiences are completely subjective. I’ve been in Orlando International Airport, BWI national Airport Phoenix international Denver, Seattle Heathrow airport Frankfurt airport all those airports have their goods and bats Chicago O’Hare it all just depends on what’s going on that day. I think if you’re having a crappy day the airport seems terrible if you’re happy and you’re going on vacation airport seems great. I had a great experience in Honolulu when I arrived and it was terrible when I left because it’s the end of your vacation and you don’t wanna go so it’s hard to say usually that pick up and drop off parts of airports or package claim or what are the most frustrating in any airport especially international airports that have customs and border issues.

What’s the most annoying trope in books or movies?

A frustrating, trope, or characterization of characters in movies I’ve gotten better, but it’s always the distraught female who needs your help. The avengers movies tried to kick that to the curb with Scarlett Johansson‘s character that she would be idiot men into giving her information by acting demure or hurt, but that trope has been perpetuated infinite item for 100 years or hundreds of years in books and movies and TV shows and you name it that the women are the weaker sex when anybody who’s been married or lived with a woman knows that that’s not true.

If you could relive one year of your life, which one would it be?

I would probably go back and relive 2012 2013 and try to figure out what happened with my marriage and why my now ex decided to step out on me and and our marriage

What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done when no one was watching?

This seems like a silly prompt if you did something without someone noticing it, I don’t know how that would be classified as brave you know, rescuing a pet from a animal from a tree or pulling a kitten out of a gutter or something like that I don’t know if that’s bravery or just kindness or helping a child. Find their parents when they get lost in a grocery store or something like that that’s just kindness. It’s not really bravery so I don’t know how to answer that question.

What’s something you do completely differently from how you were raised?

Being raised in the 70s and 80s, we always had dinner at the table. I can’t remember the last time I had dinner at the kitchen table. I have one but it’s more of a place where cracked stored unfortunately

What are your favorite 5 apps on your phone?

So now we’re asking your favorite five apps why don’t you just ask what the last four my Social Security is or my mother’s maiden name or first pet or length of your third toe? I’ll information just more Data gathering which is craziness.

What’s the best thing you’ve ever found randomly on the street?

The best thing I randomly found or found me on the street was my dog as a kid that just randomly followed me home, and he was the best dog ever followed me on my paper routes never had to have a leash. He was a good boy silver was a husky German Shepherd run. It just followed me home from school one day and he stayed.

What’s the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

It makes it sound completely counterintuitive, but the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me is not let me get away with my own bullshit and was completely honest with me.