30 things…. That’s hilarious

Daily writing prompt

Describe one habit that brings you joy.

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I am sure I am not the only person that doesn’t even know what Joy is anymore. I have never done anything that gave me such a dopamine rush that I so much elation that I continue to go back to that activity to satisfy that feeling. I wouldn’t describe myself as unhappy but I not genuinely happy either but comfortably uncomfortable. I wish there was something that elicited for feeling of joy but I don’t think I have felt that since I was a small child. The world has beaten most of us down and joy seems very hard to find.

Please let me know if I am unique or if anyone else feels this way…

I am curious about a lot of things most recently by the people that believe that there are alternative fact…. Facts are facts

Filled up a guys gas tank… he did not ask me to was happy with just one gallon… afterwards he asked if he could give me a hug. That was completely unexpected

I am a tall skinny short fat guy with blonde(ish) black hair and blueish brown eyes… I am an Olympic caliber runner with a very prominent limp… anything you want to know. 😳😜

Did not grow up having any kind of traditions and that is the path I have followed… is that a tradition?

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I’d love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I’d love to turn you on

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Lennon / Paul McCartney

Daily writing prompt

How would you describe yourself to someone?

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I have a hard time writing stuff like this probably the main reason I refuse to go on any dating app.

I am your typical Gen X… sarcasm is my first language and a lot of the time when I am around other I have been described as a walking ‘eye roll’. Also like many of my generation I will do anything for another if they need me but I will never ask for help myself… I truly understand the meaning of ALONE and at this point it is a choice that I have made… Self sufficient I suppose that’s how I would describe myself to someone.

The irresponsible nature to want to bring back a giant long extinct animal speaks volumes about the nature of man. To bring back an animal that consumes an exorbitant amount of resources for our amusement or an apex predator that would cause untold harm is scientific insanity. We have to technology to recreate images of these beast without the damage that physically bringing them back. Let’s focus on fixing what we have broken instead of recreating something that has long past.

Don’t need 2 tickets… if they for today it would be anywhere that the temperature is less than 80° because it’s going to be 110° + here again today for the 26th day .