Dwain Northey (Gen X)

If there is one thing you can say about Donald J. Trump without fear of contradiction, it’s that the man has never met an original idea he didn’t immediately steal, rebrand, laminate, and then insist was his from birth. Truly, the “Plagiarism President” has turned recycled political thought into an art form — the kind you’d find taped to the refrigerator by a parent trying very hard to pretend their child has talent.

Let’s start with the greatest hit of all greatest hits: Make America Great Again. Ah yes, the slogan Trump treats like he personally received it from Mount Sinai… when, in reality, Ronald Reagan was using “Let’s Make America Great Again” back when Trump was still trying to convince Manhattan that Trump Tower wasn’t just a gold-plated ego tube. Sure, Reagan didn’t say “again,” but close enough for Trump’s copy-machine brain. Why invent when you can borrow? Why borrow when you can claim you invented?

Then, in office, Trump discovered something incredible: Obama had done things. And worse—some of them were actually popular. So naturally he slapped his name all over the Veterans Choice Act, a program Barack Obama signed in 2014. But according to Trump, he personally carved it into stone tablets and hand-delivered it to every veteran in the nation. Amazing what you can achieve when the past is just an inconvenience you can shout over.

Next up: NAFTA. It existed. Trump didn’t like that Obama had ever spoken its name. So he negotiated a few adjustments, printed a shiny new label—USMCA—and declared it the most revolutionary trade deal in the history of deals. In Trump World, rebranding counts as legislating. If he could Sharpie his signature on the moon, he’d claim he invented outer space.

And now, in 2025, he’s busy trying to steal credit for the CHIPS Act—Biden’s massive semiconductor investment law. Trump had nothing to do with it, didn’t propose it, didn’t sign it, didn’t understand it, and probably thinks “semiconductor” is what you call a conductor who’s only doing the job part-time. But that hasn’t stopped him from claiming he practically handcrafted microchips in the White House basement like some kind of sweaty MAGA Geppetto.

Historically speaking, even his “original” policies are basically dusty re-runs from presidents who left office before electricity. His immigration ideas? A throwback to Andrew Jackson’s worst impulses—except Jackson at least had the decency not to pretend he invented forced displacement. His tariff obsession? Straight from Taft, who already proved a century ago that tariff wars go about as well as stapling your own thumb.

And honestly, would anyone be even remotely surprised if one day Donald Trump waddled into the National Archives, broke open the hermetically sealed cases holding the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, whipped out his jumbo gold Sharpie, and scrawled his slanted autograph across them — declaring, of course, that he had improved them? “These documents were tremendous before, but now—now—they’re perfect. Better than the originals. I fixed the Founding Fathers, folks.”

Which brings us to the point: is there anything — anything at all — this man has ever conceived, devised, or imagined without grabbing it from some other president, slapping an exclamation mark on it, and pretending he created fire?

No. Absolutely not.

The man is a political Xerox machine malfunctioning in real time — a copy of a copy of a copy, each version more smudged, more incoherent, and more convinced that the blurry lines on the page are the result of “very stable genius” rather than cheap toner.

So here’s to Donald Trump, America’s premier plagiarism president: the man who proves that even in politics, originality is optional if you yell loudly and take credit quickly enough.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Donald, the walking global embarrassment in a red tie long enough to double as a tow rope, has once again demonstrated his world-class contempt for journalism—this time by addressing a reporter as “piggy.” Yes, “piggy.” Because nothing says “leader of the free world” quite like elementary-school cafeteria insults being hurled from a man who once had the nuclear codes.

At this point, it’s honestly unclear whether he’s trying to communicate with adults or auditioning for a reboot of Mean Girls where he plays all three Plastics at once. His entire rhetorical arsenal is basically a grab bag of playground taunts, and somehow every time he reaches inside, he manages to pull out something even more pathetic than the last. It’s like watching a man attempt to perform Shakespeare while armed only with the vocabulary of a cranky second grader.

And the international stage? Oh, they’re watching. They’re always watching. Somewhere out there, world leaders are gathering in quiet rooms, asking, “Did he really call a journalist piggy?” as if they can’t quite believe the United States keeps speed-running the global humiliation leaderboard. Meanwhile, Trump’s base eats it up like it’s a feature, not a catastrophic bug, as though reducing the press to barnyard characters is some kind of masterclass in diplomacy.

Let’s be clear: this isn’t just disrespect for journalism. This is the complete and total absence of respect for anyone who isn’t Donald J. Trump—or, let’s be honest, even people who are Donald J. Trump. But journalists? The people tasked with holding power accountable? He treats them with the same maturity he shows toward umbrellas and ramps.

At this point, it would be less embarrassing if he just showed up to press conferences with a giant Crayola name tag that said “HELLO, I AM MAD TODAY” and communicated exclusively in finger-painted insults. It would at least be thematically consistent.

But no, the man insists on dragging the entire country into yet another round of “Look How Little Respect I Have for Anyone Asking Me a Basic Question.” He is an international embarrassment not by accident, but by sheer relentless dedication. Truly, if weaponized immaturity were an Olympic sport, America would be bringing home gold every time.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

At this point, acting shocked that migrant boats from Venezuela sink under the weight of U.S. hostility is like being startled that a microwave heats your food. It’s not a malfunction — it’s the intended setting. It’s what happens when a political movement builds its immigration philosophy around the idea that suffering isn’t collateral damage; it’s a feature designed to “send a message.”

And we’ve known this vibe for years. Donald Trump practically announced it when he told police officers they didn’t have to be “too nice” while loading suspects into police cars. That wasn’t improvisation. That was the thesis. A kind of presidential freestyle about how due process is cute but optional, and roughing people up is apparently just “law and order with personality.”

It matches perfectly with a justice worldview that seems allergic to the very American concept of innocent until proven guilty. Instead, it’s like they’ve adopted the legal philosophy of a medieval dungeon: you’re guilty until you claw your way back to innocence, preferably while blindfolded and handcuffed.

And now, onto the coastline — because why stop at domestic policing when you can bring the chaos offshore?

For decades, drug interdiction on our waters has been the Coast Guard’s lane — and the Coast Guard, while uniformed and disciplined, isn’t even part of the Department of Defense. Historically they lived under the Treasury Department, the people whose job is basically “keep the money safe and try not to sink anything unnecessarily.” Their mission has been simple: stop suspicious vessels, search them, seize contraband, and bring people in alive. You know, the normal law-enforcement stuff we claim to respect.

But enter Pete Hegseth — cosplay general, cable-warrior extraordinaire — acting as though he’s Secretary of Actual War, and Donald Trump nodding along like he’s watching a rerun of “Battleship.” Suddenly this long-standing law enforcement role is being reimagined as a military operation where, instead of intercepting drug boats and arresting smugglers, the preferred tactic seems to be:

Why not just sink them?

No arrests, no seizures, no trials, no “innocent until proven guilty,” no paperwork — just a tidy little splash and the problem is “solved.”

It’s the same psychological throughline every time: if you remove the inconvenience of human rights, everything gets so much simpler, doesn’t it?

Because when your governing ethos is “don’t be nice,” the slope from “rough them up in the back of the cruiser” to “sink the vessel before asking what’s on it” isn’t slippery — it’s practically greased.

So when tragedies happen — when migrants drown, when suspects are treated like convicts before anyone checks the facts, when humanitarian crises get dressed up as “tough decisions” — we’re not witnessing accidents. Or improvisations. Or mistakes.

We’re witnessing the natural outcome of a political philosophy where cruelty isn’t collateral.

It’s the plan.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

In the 1960s and 70s, America’s brightest futurists promised that automation would usher in a techno-utopia where machines handled the drudgery and humans floated through 25-hour workweeks, drinking iced tea and debating which hobby to try next—macramé? astronomy? professional lounging? Productivity would soar, wages would rise, and the good life would finally be available to more than a handful of people with vacation homes.

Fast-forward to today and—surprise!—automation did skyrocket productivity… but the leisure-filled utopia? That got rerouted to a private island somewhere in the Caribbean where only CEOs and shareholders are allowed to dock. The rest of America is working longer hours, juggling side gigs, and being told to “upskill” every time a new algorithm shows up to steal their lunch.

So where exactly did the wheels fall off this futuristic gravy train?

1. The social contract collapsed like a wet cardboard box.

For decades, productivity and wages climbed together. Then, sometime around the 70s and 80s, productivity said, “See ya,” and wages stayed behind like a confused kid who missed the bus.

2. Deregulation + mega-mergers = corporations that behave like cartoon villains.

Automation meant efficiency, yes—but efficiency became code for “replace workers, shrink staff, and squeeze everyone else like an orange at a breakfast buffet.” Rather than share gains with employees, companies funneled money to shareholders and executive bonuses that could buy a small moon.

3. Unions got gutted.

Back when unions were strong, automation meant better tools and safer work. Now, with union membership barely scraping the single digits, automation means “Congratulations, your new supervisor is a robot paired with an HR chatbot.”

4. Wealth shot upward faster than a champagne cork.

Tax codes shifted, regulations softened, and suddenly the predicted bounty from automation got hoarded at the top. Workers got “efficiency improvements.” CEOs got yachts with helipads.

5. America developed a moral obsession with overwork.

If technology saved time, bosses immediately filled that time with… more work. “Automation increased your productivity? Great. Here are six more tasks and a software dashboard to track how often you blink.”

🟪 And now here comes AI, rolling in like the sequel nobody asked for.

Will AI finally deliver the utopian future automation once promised? Or are we about to turbocharge the same old pattern: more productivity for companies, less stability for workers, and more wealth funneling upward like a reverse waterfall?

Let’s consider the current trajectory:

If nothing changes, AI will likely make things worse for the average person.

Why?

Because the system that absorbed automation is the same system absorbing AI—but now the stakes are bigger.

AI can replace not just physical labor but cognitive work. It can expand a single worker’s output to unnatural levels, justifying even leaner workforces. Companies are already openly discussing AI as a path to “labor reduction,” not “worker liberation.” And executives are salivating at the idea of eliminating even more labor costs without any obligation to share the gains.

If the 1970s broke the link between productivity and wages, AI might snap the last remaining thread holding workers into the economy with any bargaining power.

But—with different policies—it could actually make life better.

This isn’t destiny; it’s design.

AI could:

Reduce hours while maintaining pay. Make jobs safer and less tedious. Lower costs of essential goods and services. Support universal basic income or reduced-hour workweeks.

But that requires structural choices: labor protections, profit-sharing models, unionized tech sectors, progressive tax frameworks, and a cultural shift away from worshipping overwork.

🟪 So what’s the verdict?

If we stay on our current track, AI won’t usher in a renaissance of leisure; it’ll just let the rich automate themselves into godhood while the rest of the population competes with algorithms for the privilege of working three jobs.

But if we choose differently—if we rebuild the social contract AI is about to stress-test—it could finally deliver the future people in the 60s dreamed about.

The dystopia or utopia isn’t in the technology.

It’s in who owns it—and who gets the keys to the kingdom.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

In this administration’s ongoing deep dive into the shallowest kiddie pool of political discourse, we once again find ourselves splashing around in the warm, stagnant waters of He-Said-She-Said Projection. You’d think with all the time they spend accusing everyone else of the things they themselves are caught doing, they’d invest in a pair of floaties. But no—self-awareness remains the one federal program they will never fund.

Now, enter the latest plot twist in America’s longest-running political soap opera: Marjorie Taylor Greene—usually found somewhere between conspiracy cosplay and legislative performance art—has somehow stumbled onto the correct side of something for once. The Epstein files dropped a truth bomb big enough that even she couldn’t ignore it, and suddenly she’s publicly acknowledging the obvious.

And that, of course, is when things went sideways.

Because in Trumpworld, loyalty is a one-way street paved with grievances, Sharpie ink, and whatever’s left of the Republican spine. The moment Greene dared to acknowledge a fact that didn’t cradle Dear Leader’s ego, Trump decided she was a turncoat, an apostate, a traitor to the orange throne. And in classic Trump fashion—never one to miss an opportunity for a playground-level insult—he began rebranding her as “Marjorie Taylor Brown,” a nickname meant to imply she’s “shitty,” “finished,” or “dead politically,” depending on which rally crowd he’s slobbering it out to.

It’s the same tired cycle: project, deflect, attack. If they’re doing it, someone else must be blamed for it. If someone else points it out, that person must be destroyed. And if that person used to be a loyalist? Well, then the punishment must be doubled, public, and peppered with whatever playground-level vulgarity the Commander-in-Chief of Chaos can toss together between tantrums.

So here we are: a movement built on projection now eating its own, throwing tantrums in all caps, and inventing new nicknames that sound like rejected ideas from a middle school burn book—all orchestrated by Donnie, Dumbass Commander and Queef, the maestro of melodrama himself.

In a country drowning in real issues, they’re still splashing in that same shallow pool—only now, even the lifeguards have given up and walked away.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Donald John Trump, King of Manipulation, has once again descended from his golden escalator in the clouds to bless America with another one of his solutions to a crisis that—surprise!—he created. Yes, the man who slapped tariffs on anything that dared cross a border (food, raw materials, hopes, dreams, joy, etc.) has now decided he will “save” the American people from the rising grocery parts prices. Grocery parts. Because why have “food prices” when you can invent a term that sounds like you’re shopping for radiator hoses at Walmart?

In Trump World™, language is just a suggestion and consequences are for other people. So when the cost of everything from eggs to lettuce to cereal shot up thanks to the very tariffs he put in place, Trump didn’t flinch. No, he simply declared—loudly, confidently, incorrectly—that grocery inflation was caused by “Biden,” “immigrants,” “windmills,” or “wokeness.” Basically, pick any noun and you’ve got yourself a full Trump briefing.

But now, in the third act of this tragicomedy, Trump has discovered a solution: he’ll lower the tariffs he previously raised. Stunning. Brilliant. Revolutionary. A hero emerges—again! Never mind that this is the political equivalent of kicking over your neighbor’s mailbox and then showing up with duct tape shouting, “Don’t worry, folks, I alone can fix it!”

But no! In MAGA-land, every disaster is a miracle in disguise, provided Trump is the one who set the fire and hands out the fire extinguisher.

And the best part? His red-hat disciples will cheer like he just cured polio. They will stand there nodding vigorously, somehow managing to avoid the obvious question:

Wait, didn’t he cause this?

This is the beauty of Trump’s manipulation:

He creates the storm.

He names the storm.

He denies the storm exists.

He blames the storm on someone else.

And then he heroically “solves” the storm by doing the thing he should have done—or should have not done—in the first place.

Lowering tariffs to lower grocery parts prices? Congratulations, Don. You’ve reinvented the concept of “actions have consequences,” except with fewer neurons and more merch sales.

But don’t worry. His supporters will hail him as the savior who bravely stepped in to rescue the American people from the tyranny of… himself. They’ll praise the genius of a man who burns down your kitchen and then hands you a bag of ice cubes like he just rebuilt your house.

In the end, Trump gets to be both arsonist and fireman, and the crowd goes wild.

And thus the cycle continues in the magical land of Donald Universe, where logic goes to die and propaganda gets frequent-flier miles.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Donald John Trump has never been particularly subtle about the things authoritarian-curious leaders usually keep tucked away in the lockbox of “thoughts better left unsaid.” Most strongmen at least pretend not to want to strong-arm the media; they give a half-hearted chuckle, flash a rehearsed grin, and mutter something about “diverse opinions.” But Trump? He’s long since abandoned any pretense. Recently, on an open mic—because of course it was an open mic—he once again threatened national media outlets, speaking with the casual menace of a guy who thinks the Constitution is just a pesky HOA agreement he never agreed to.

It wasn’t even whispered or hinted. No coded language. No plausible deniability. He just said it. Out loud. On tape. As if he were giving the weather report instead of flirting with authoritarianism like it’s a long-lost high-school sweetheart he’s eager to rekindle things with.

In Trump’s fantasy world, leadership means domination, accountability is harassment, and the press—whose job is literally to ask him questions—is an enemy to be tamed, punished, or “fixed” until it produces the proper devotion. It’s a worldview shaped not by democratic norms but by the logic of a mob boss who wandered into the Oval Office and never bothered to read the manual. So when he growls that “things are going to change,” he’s not talking about policy, or media literacy, or even the typical empty political bluster. He’s issuing the verbal equivalent of tapping a baseball bat against his palm in a dimly lit room.

Trump’s relationship with the media has always been a mix of obsession, dependency, and persecution fantasy. He needs attention like oxygen, and yet the very cameras he courts become evidence—when they dare show anything less than worship—that he’s the victim of a massive plot. And in his imagined kingdom, “fixing” that problem doesn’t mean improved transparency or more honest dialogue; it means putting journalists “in their place,” as if this were the kind of country where the press exists to please the king and not to question him.

What’s most striking is his total comfort saying the quiet part with an indoor voice, as though the guardrails of democracy are mere suggestions and the First Amendment is negotiable when his feelings are hurt. He speaks like someone who believes his personal anger is grounds for national policy, that criticism is a crime, and that the president—i.e., him—should have enforcement power that would make even Nixon cough politely and say, “Okay, let’s take it down a notch.”

And yet, this theatrical chest-puffing tells us something important about his state of mind: Trump doesn’t imagine himself as a participant in American democracy. He imagines himself as its owner. A CEO of the country. The singular voice. The wronged messiah. The man who alone can fix… well, everything that offends him personally. The media is just one more institution he believes should bend, not question; praise, not report.

His open-mic authoritarianism isn’t a slip; it’s the unmasked version of what he’s been telegraphing all along. He’s not threatening the press because he accidentally forgot the mic was on—he’s threatening them because he wants everyone to know the mic is always on, and he’s perfectly proud of the message he’s sending.

In that sense, this latest outburst isn’t a blunder. It’s a preview. A reminder that in Trump’s inner kingdom—his daydream America—accountability is treason, criticism is persecution, and the free press is an enemy to be subdued.

And the scariest part? He’s not whispering it. He’s saying it loudly, confidently, like a man who believes the future is already his.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Every year, as the leaves turn orange and the temperature dips, something unexplainable happens to the American psyche. October arrives and, sure, we dive headfirst into Halloween décor—giant spiders clinging to rooftops, inflatable ghosts flapping wildly in the breeze like pale, confused car dealership mascots, entire neighborhoods transformed into budget-friendly Tim Burton sets. This part is normal. Expected. Even charming in its own tacky, sugar-induced way.

But then—oh then—November 1st hits, and suddenly overnight, the country collectively develops amnesia. Pumpkins? Never heard of them. Skeletons? Who is she. Thanksgiving? Irrelevant. A minor speed bump on the high-speed interstate ramp straight into the North Pole.

Before we’ve even had a chance to come down from our fun-sized-candy hangovers, Christmas decorations explode across the landscape like tinsel-based shrapnel. Store aisles that were orange-and-black only yesterday have become red-and-green at a speed that suggests elves must have unionized with logistics teams from Amazon Prime.

Thanksgiving is still, hilariously, a full two weeks away—but you’d never know it. Turkeys are banished to a sad little endcap at the grocery store, wedged between peppermint bark and advent calendars that literally count down to a day no one is waiting for anymore because we’ve already been celebrating it for seven weeks.

At this point, the only thing surprising about the seasonal hijacking is that Spirit Halloween hasn’t yet thrown on a Santa hat and rebranded as Spirit Christmas, offering 365 days of seasonal whiplash. Why let a perfectly good abandoned Toys “R” Us sit empty for ten months when you could have Krampus animatronics and discount candy canes sharing shelf space with whatever leftover fog machines didn’t sell in October? If capitalism has taught us anything, it’s that the human desire for holiday décor is a year-round, deeply exploitable impulse.

We’ve reached a cultural moment where holiday seasons no longer follow the calendar—they overlap, stack, and collide like festive tectonic plates. It’s entirely possible that within a decade, we’ll see Fourth of July fireworks packaged alongside Halloween skeletons and Christmas tree ornaments. One-stop-shop seasonal dystopia.

But who can blame us? If life is chaotic, stressful, and occasionally soul-sucking, maybe the answer really is more twinkle lights, more inflatable snowmen, more holiday cheer squeezed into increasingly ridiculous timelines. Maybe the real lunacy isn’t that we start Christmas the day after Halloween—it’s that we pretend we won’t eventually start in September.

And honestly? At this rate, Groundhog Day is going to feel left out.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

🗳️ BREAKING: The GOP Has Entered Its Final Form—Full-Time Victim, Part-Time Logician. 🗳️

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and witness the Grand Old Party’s latest meltdown as Democrats dare—DARE—to treat the Epstein files the same way Republicans treated Hillary Clinton’s emails and Hunter Biden’s mythical laptop-from-the-Shadow-Realm.

Remember Hillary’s emails?

Yeah, the ones Republicans turned into a seven-year Broadway production called “Benghazi: The Musical”—only for every investigation to conclude with the same result: nothing, nada, a political desert so dry even Jim Jordan’s sweat couldn’t hydrate it.

Then came Hunter’s “laptop,” which was sort of real, sort of not, kind of maybe, depending on which Fox chyron you saw that hour. It was Schrödinger’s MacBook: simultaneously the smoking gun of the century and a piece of hardware no one could reliably verify had ever touched Hunter Biden’s actual hands.

But NOW, the shoe is finally on the other foot…and suddenly Republicans have developed the delicate nerves of Victorian fainting maidens.

Because the Epstein files—whose existence is not theoretical, not invented, not a chain email from your uncle—might, just might, contain some deeply incriminating nuggets about Donald “I Never Met a Dictator I Didn’t Like” Trump.

And the GOP is TERRIFIED.

So terrified, in fact, that they’ve concocted the most exquisite logic salad ever tossed:

“The Epstein files are TOTALLY FAKE…but also the Democrats LEAKED THEM…so they’re fake AND leaked AND a conspiracy AND also don’t look at them because they’re fake. And leaked. And fake.”

You can almost hear their neurons misfiring like fireworks in a trash can.

Because it can’t be both.

Either the files are real and leaked, or fake and fabricated.

But the GOP wants to live in a magical universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and Trump is somehow simultaneously innocent, the victim, the hero, and the guy who never even met Epstein (except in all those pictures).

Republicans had ZERO problem rummaging through Hillary’s emails—which revealed nothing.

ZERO problem making Hunter’s laptop the centerpiece of their political fanfic—even though it kept collapsing under basic scrutiny.

But the second Democrats shine a light on Epstein’s documents?

Pandemonium. Screeching. Hand-wringing. A category-five snowflake storm.

Because deep down, even they know:

99.999% of the crap they’ve thrown for years was empty.

But this?

This one?

This one might actually stick—to their golden idol.

And that is a crisis they quite literally cannot emotionally process.

Dwain Northey (Gen X)

Ah, behold: the Republican right’s Olympic sport of Limbo—How Low Can the Bar Go? Every week, just when you think the bar has drilled itself so far into the Earth’s mantle that it’s now legally a subterranean fossil, someone on cable news grabs a shovel and says, “Hold my beer, I can get it lower.”

Enter the latest rhetorical masterpiece from a certain flavor of Fox-style commentary—the kind that treats outrage like oxygen and logic like an optional upgrade. In this bold new frontier of moral reinterpretation, we’re treated to the astonishing argument that, apparently, you “can’t really” consider Epstein a pedophile if the girls were “going through puberty.”

Ah yes. Because nothing screams family values like re-defining universally understood crimes according to a middle-school biology chapter. Truly, Aristotle himself would weep with envy at such intellectual rigor.

It takes a special kind of world—no, a special kind of universe—to argue that the problem with Epstein wasn’t the abuse, or the exploitation, or the trafficking, but a technicality involving hormone charts. We’re expected to believe that the line between moral horror and “I mean, technically…” is drawn not by law, ethics, or basic human decency—but by whether the victim had hit a specific point on the puberty timeline. What’s next? A flowchart? A smartphone app? “Congratulations, your moral responsibility begins in 3…2…1!”

And the hypocrisy! These are the same voices who have, for decades, lectured the nation about purity culture, chastity, protecting children, defending innocence, and the collapse of moral fiber. But suddenly, when the topic is someone orbiting their own political universe? Well then, apparently the vocabulary gets rewritten, the definitions get hazy, and crimes become “complicated.” Funny how that works.

Imagine the mental gymnastics required here. Simone Biles couldn’t flip through this kind of logical contortion without spraining at least three vertebrae. It’s a full-body, gold-medal-worthy performance in Hypocrisy Floor Routine, complete with the dismount of: “Who’s to say what words even mean, really?”

In any sane world—any morally consistent world—there would be one and only one acceptable reaction to the systemic abuse of minors: condemnation so swift and so absolute it leaves skid marks. But in this alternate universe of partisan gravitational distortion, morality becomes a buffet line. Take the outrage when it’s politically convenient, skip the responsibility when it’s not.

And so, with great fanfare, the bar sinks lower yet again. Somewhere deep underground, it has now achieved perfect geological harmony with the fossilized remains of common sense, empathy, and basic human shame.

Truly, a remarkable achievement.